What did the storm say when its plans changed?
I'll take a rain check.
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What should you wear to a tea party?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What do you call a sad latte?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
Which state has the best streets?
How does a pizza introduce itself?