What did the storm say when its plans changed?
I'll take a rain check.
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
Which insect is the smartest?
What's a dog's favorite book?
What birds always travel in twos?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
How do frogs get to work?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Where do colds go on vacation?
How do bunnies stay fit?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What do naked fish play with?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
The museum curator needed a break.
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?