What did the storm say when its plans changed?
I'll take a rain check.
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
How do you make a bandstand?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
Someone stole my mood ring!