Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
Grimace™.
Where do milkshakes come from?
What do rich squirrels eat?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
How do horses navigate at night?
Which president loved to take baths?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
What car does Yoda® drive?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
