Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
Grimace™.
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What's a father's favorite flower?
How did the tree feel in spring?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
How do frogs get to work?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?