What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
Your great-ant.
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
What do pigs do over the summer?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?