What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
Your great-ant.
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Why did the frog starve?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
Why do trees have so many friends?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?