Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
They have horns aplenty!
Which musician loves to make chili?
What do you call a small mom?
Why was the cat so small?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
Why did the elk have great hair?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What do you say to a really good barista?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
Where was Noah born?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
Where do airplanes go shopping?