Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
They have horns aplenty!
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
Why are ghosts always single?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
Which dogs love to study science?
Why are stones so good at music?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?