What do you call a retired vegetable?
A has-bean.
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What is the most faithful insect?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What's the laziest vegetable?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What's the friendliest pen?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
What fish sings the best?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
Which cats have the best manners?
Why does the orange always lose in races?