What do you call a retired vegetable?
A has-bean.
What do you call a magical reptile?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?