What do you call a retired vegetable?
A has-bean.
What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
How does the sun listen to music?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?