What do you call a retired vegetable?
A has-bean.
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Which cats love to be petted?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
Where do vampires keep their money?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
What animal knows kung fu?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?