What do you call a famous turtle?
A shellebrity.
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
Why was the pirate late for work?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
What kind of store would a dog own?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?