What do you call a famous turtle?
A shellebrity.
Why do fish live in salt water?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
Which cats have the best manners?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What stories are told by basketball players?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
Why is grass so dangerous?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What fish loves to play in a band?
Why is summer always sad?
What did the painter say to the wall?