What do you call a famous turtle?
A shellebrity.
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
What do elves learn in school?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What animal knows kung fu?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What do teachers do during summer break?
What do you call a magical reptile?