What do you call a famous turtle?
A shellebrity.
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
How do scientists grow fruit?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Why did the cow cross the road?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
How does a pizza introduce itself?