What do trees wear to the lake?
Swimming trunks.
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
Why do elephants have trunks?
Why was the dog overweight?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
What did March say to the madness?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What do you call a handsome runner?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?