What do trees wear to the lake?
Swimming trunks.
What is the most attractive fruit?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What country has the most fish?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What animal makes the best lunches?
Why are goats so funny?
Which musician loves to make chili?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
What's the king of all school supplies?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?