What do trees wear to the lake?
Swimming trunks.
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What do cows say when you milk them?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
What's a cat's favorite color?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
What was the first animal in space?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?