What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
This one will sleigh you.
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What kind of music do planets like?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What part of a football field is never the same?
What animal knows kung fu?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?