What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
This one will sleigh you.
What do horses say to greet each other?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Which insect makes the best father?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.