What is a waiter's favorite sport?
Tennis, because they know how to serve.
Where do baby apes sleep?
Why did the barber win the race?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
Why are winter days great?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?