What is a waiter's favorite sport?
Tennis, because they know how to serve.
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What bird helps you stay dry?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
What do you call octopus twins?