What did the antelope husband call his wife?
Deer.
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What is the tallest building in the world?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
How do dog catchers get paid?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
Why did electricity win the race?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
Where do baby apes sleep?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Why are turtles so shy?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?