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What kind of car do eggs drive?
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Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
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What is the quickest button on a radio?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
How do you spot a modern spider?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
How can you make 7 even?
Why are winter days great?