Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
Oh wait, it just got away from me!
A book just fell on my head.
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
How is life like toilet paper?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What do trees keep as a pet?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What animals make the best baseball players?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?