What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
Yule love our service!
Why can you never find the number nine?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
If you need help building an ark...
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
How do trees get access to the internet?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?