What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
A peeping tom.
Why are basketball courts always wet?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
Why was the bee sad?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What does an evil hen lay?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What event do spiders love to attend?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What do you call an old snowman?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?