What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
A peeping tom.
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What's a priest's favorite food?
Why do golfers hate cake?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Which is the worst season?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
What season begins with a thud?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
Which celebrity loves to read?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?