What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
A peeping tom.
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
What should you wear to a tea party?
What do fish use for glasses?
Which dog belongs in a band?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
Why did the elk have great hair?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
How do you compliment a cat?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?