What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
A peeping tom.
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What do you call an old snowman?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
When do cows get tired?
Where do kittens go to school?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What do you give an angry rhino?
Which computer won the talent show?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
How does a polar bear build a house?