What do you call a joke book for chickens?
A yolk book.
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
Why do cats love to work?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?