That bird won't stop squawking.
It's a real crane in the neck.
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
Where do ants go to eat?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?