That bird won't stop squawking.
It's a real crane in the neck.
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What's good for both poker and theater?
Why did the snake cross the road?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
Why is a computer so smart?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What did the bread do on vacation?