Why did the dog do so well in school?
Because he was the teacher's pet.
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
Which animal will never go bald?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
Why did the elk have great hair?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.