Why did the dog do so well in school?
Because he was the teacher's pet.
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?