Why did the dog do so well in school?
Because he was the teacher's pet.
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
What school subject really rocks?
What do you call an animal pop star?
What's a dog's favorite book?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
What do you call a short cow?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?