How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
He prawned everything.
I'm not a bad putter.
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
Why is grass so dangerous?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What color are all the books in the library?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What dog wears contact lenses?
How was the wedding?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What do you call a tired tree?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?