How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
He prawned everything.
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What do you call siblings who love math?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
What game do cows play at parties?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What event do spiders love to attend?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?