Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
They have the best space stationery.
When is Dad's bedtime?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
What did the sickly elevator say?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
Why are grandkids so great?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What do fish do at parades?
Which cats have the best manners?