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They have the best space stationery.
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Which big cat loves to drive?
Why was the cat so small?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What does a lion call an antelope?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
What do you call an arctic cow?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Why is a computer so smart?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?