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They have the best space stationery.
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What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
How long will dinner be?
How did the toad die?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
Are baby skunks cute?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
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Which celebrity became a great detective?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
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What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?