Where do baby cats learn to swim?
The kitty pool.
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
What do you call an angry monkey?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What do you call a Russian flea?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What stories are told by basketball players?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
How does a barber get to work?