Where do baby cats learn to swim?
The kitty pool.
Why do librarians never make plans?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
How much does freedom weigh?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What did summer say to spring?