Which dog likes to run across an open field?
A prairie dog.
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What animal likes to party the most?
What's a cat's favorite color?
Why was the broom late for school?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
How do you compliment a cat?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
How does dinner smell?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What animal scores the most in basketball?