Which dog likes to run across an open field?
A prairie dog.
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
Why do cats love to work?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?