Which dog likes to run across an open field?
A prairie dog.
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
Did you know about April 1st?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?