Which dog likes to run across an open field?
A prairie dog.
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
How does a squid go into battle?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
Who invented fractions?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What style of music weighs the most?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
How do fireflies start a race?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?