Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling crumby.
Why do cats always get what they want?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Where do termites go camping?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What do you give an angry rhino?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What's the noisiest food?
Where do cows go on vacation?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?