Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling crumby.
How do you prevent a summer cold?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
How do automobiles fly?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
Why are stones so good at music?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
Where do squirrels go on vacation?