Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling crumby.
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
What does a female lion call her mate?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
Where do horses reside?
How long will dinner be?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
