What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
A fence.
What vehicle works the hardest?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
Which fly makes films?
How do animals blend into the desert?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
That bird won't stop squawking.
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What vegetables make the best music?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What do you call octopus twins?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?