What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
A fence.
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
How can you farm during the winter?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
Where does food go to take a nap?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?