How does a taco bless the table?
"Lettuce pray."
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
Why are all priests fit?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
When does a horse talk?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?