How does a taco bless the table?
"Lettuce pray."
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
How do chickens leave the highway?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What's a forklift?
What birds make average students?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?