How does a taco bless the table?
"Lettuce pray."
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What do you call a short cow?
What does an evil hen lay?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What is a cow's dream job?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What horn never makes a sound?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
Two silkworms got in a fight.