What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
A dog sled.
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
What animal has the most fun?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What do you call a pig thief?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
When do mice play every day?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
Which baseball player do fish root for?