Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Because it's holy.
What time of day was Adam created?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
Where do kittens go to school?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What do you call a handsome runner?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
Why are ghosts always single?