Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Because it's holy.
How do trees get access to the internet?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What's a bat's favorite game?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
Which animal is the most religious?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
Which president loved to take baths?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What do you call a Russian flea?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?