Who is a bee's favorite composer?
Bee-thoven.
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
How is life like toilet paper?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What did March say to the madness?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
What do you call a smelly horse?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
Why did the fish blush?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?