What do fish do at parades?
They wave.
What kind of dog chases anything red?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
Why are the mountains so tired?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
Why was the bee sad?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?