What do fish do at parades?
They wave.
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
How much does freedom weigh?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What type of bat doesn't fly?