What do fish do at parades?
They wave.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
Why did the frog starve?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What do you call hiking college students?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?