What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Well, I chemis-tried.
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
How does a cow do math?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
Which state has the best streets?