What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Well, I chemis-tried.
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
Why did the body of water think so much?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Why did the cat go to medical school?