What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Well, I chemis-tried.
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What makes pirates such good singers?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
Why did the duck cross the road?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What's the world's weakest animal?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?