What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
A royal flush.
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
How do you get kids to do something?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
Why was the bunny upset?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?