What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
A royal flush.
What's a pirate's favorite color?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
How did the tree feel in spring?
How do birds threaten one another?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What siblings are always sad?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?