What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
A royal flush.
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
How do you talk to a giant?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
How do fall and winter say hello?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Which animal is the most religious?
What do they call pastors in Germany?