Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
They share a common enemy, always fussing at them for eating too many sweets!
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What's the scariest letter?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What shape is bad at driving?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
Where does laundry go to college?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?