Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
They share a common enemy, always fussing at them for eating too many sweets!
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What snacks always have the best tan?
Why are cowboys always religious?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
Which celebrity loves to read?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?