Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
They share a common enemy, always fussing at them for eating too many sweets!
What vegetables do librarians like?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
What do you call a Russian flea?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
Why do librarians never make plans?
Why do dogs run in circles?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
How do frogs get to work?
Where do horses reside?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?