What is a robot's favorite snack?
Computer chips.
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What animal makes the best lunches?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?