What is a robot's favorite snack?
Computer chips.
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What's the scariest letter?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
How does a cow do math?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
Why do orcas love to gossip?