Why do porcupines always win the game?
They have the most points.
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
How does a penguin build its house?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What's the most determined bird?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What name sounds like the past tense?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What animal has 20/20 vision?