Why do porcupines always win the game?
They have the most points.
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What's a bat's favorite game?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What food is a man's best friend?
What do bees chew?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
What do fish do at parades?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
Why did the window need an aspirin?