Why do porcupines always win the game?
They have the most points.
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
Where is the coldest place to work?
How does the sun listen to music?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
Where does a camper keep his money?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
Why do kittens know so much about church?