Why do porcupines always win the game?
They have the most points.
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What do you call a peanut in space?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?