What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
A croaker spaniel.
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
When do mice play every day?