What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
A croaker spaniel.
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
Why are frogs always happy?