What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
A croaker spaniel.
Why do kittens know so much about church?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What do Scottish toads play?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Are baby skunks cute?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What fish only swims at night?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?