What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
Speak up, my ear isn't what it used to be!
Why are frogs always happy?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Why was the dog overweight?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?