What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
Speak up, my ear isn't what it used to be!
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Why do trees hate going to school?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
Where do polar bears vote?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
What's a pastor's favorite city?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What sport is always getting in trouble?