What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
A beech tree!
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What bird is losing its hair?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What's the most athletic footwear?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What says: oom oom oom?
It's allergy season again?
Why are turtles so shy?