What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
The space bar.
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Which plant has the best roar?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?