What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
The space bar.
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
Why did the echo get detention?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?