What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
The space bar.
How does NASA organize a company party?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Why did the foal cough?
Do you have the best ceiling?
What part of a football field is never the same?
How much money does a skunk have?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
Why are winter days great?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
Why are fish such good architects?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?