Do you have the best ceiling?
No, but it's up there.
Why was the bee sad?
Why can you never find the number nine?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?