Do you have the best ceiling?
No, but it's up there.
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
How do you make antifreeze?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
Why was the musician arrested?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What did the bee say to the flower?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
What animals love to close envelopes?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
Which celebrity loves to read?
What's a bat's favorite game?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?