Do you have the best ceiling?
No, but it's up there.
What sport are eggs the best at?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
How do you measure a millennial?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What makes pirates such good singers?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
How do automobiles fly?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What dog never pays attention in class?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?