Why was the fish so smart?
It lived in a school.
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Why do bees gossip?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
What does an evil hen lay?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
How can you make 7 even?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?