Why was the fish so smart?
It lived in a school.
What do you call a snowman's dog?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
What stories are told by basketball players?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What did the stair machines call each other?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?