What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
The Bogeyman.
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
Do dads always snore?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What does a cat go to sleep on?