What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
The Bogeyman.
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What is a mom's favorite game?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?