What do an English major and a football player have in common?
They get anxious over rough drafts.
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Why did the fish blush?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What do you call an artistic dog?
What car can't keep a secret?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What's the opposite of irony?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?