What do an English major and a football player have in common?
They get anxious over rough drafts.
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
Why can't you trust a pig?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
How do you get kids to do something?
Why did the snake cross the road?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
What makes pirates such good singers?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
Where do baby apes sleep?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?