What do an English major and a football player have in common?
They get anxious over rough drafts.
What do you call the pig that does karate?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What do little fish love to play with?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
Which subject has two parts?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
How do you arrest a pig?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
How do you make antifreeze?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What does a panda ghost say?