Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
They have a wool sweater.
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
What's the world's weakest animal?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?