Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
They have a wool sweater.
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What building always gets stains on it?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What did the bee say to the flower?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What snacks always have the best tan?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
What's a father's favorite flower?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What do cows say on NYE?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What do ducks get after they eat?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?