Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Because he vetoed it.
Why do plants hate algebra?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
Where does breakfast live?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Where does a camper keep his money?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What does Santa order at the bar?
Why are cause and effect so close?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
Why do kids love theater classes?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?