Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Because he vetoed it.
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What animal styles their hair every day?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What is a table you can eat?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Why are cause and effect so close?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?