Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Because he vetoed it.
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What did you learn in school today, son?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
How do you wash a lamb?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
How is cat food sold?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?