What animal always goes to heaven?
An angelfish.
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
What kind of water does an angel like?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
How do animals blend into the desert?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?