What animal always goes to heaven?
An angelfish.
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
How can you make 7 even?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
Which plant has the best roar?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What birds make average students?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?