What animal always goes to heaven?
An angelfish.
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?