What animal always goes to heaven?
An angelfish.
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Why did the fish blush?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
How do you grill cheese?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?