What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
Summer.
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
How do scientists grow fruit?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What do you call a silly hill?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?