What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
Summer.
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What do cows say on NYE?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?