What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
Guac 'n' roll!
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What's the noisiest food?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What car can you only see twice a year?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What food is a man's best friend?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What was the first animal in space?
Where does laundry go to college?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What do nosey peppers do?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
Where do termites go camping?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?