What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
Spring-time.
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
Shoutout to my grandma!
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What is another term for the price of gas?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?