What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
Spring-time.
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What animals make the best baseball players?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
Where do books sleep?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
What's a dog's favorite city?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
Why do elephants have trunks?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?