What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
A protractor.
What do insects learn at school?
How do you measure a millennial?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What is an archer's favorite store?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
Which cats have the best manners?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
How do football players deal with their problems?