What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
A protractor.
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
Where does water do all its banking?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Why do vampires always look sick?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?