What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
A protractor.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
Why was the fish so smart?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?