What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
A carpet.
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
How are teens like cats?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What British bugs are the best singers?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?