What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
A carpet.
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What goes zzub, zzub?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
Why are fish such good architects?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
Why do dogs run in circles?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Where do they produce Christian films?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What did the baby laptop call her father?