What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
A carpet.
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
How does a cow do math?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
Why was the math book sad?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
What does a panda ghost say?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?