What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
A carpet.
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
Why are cause and effect so close?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What tree has the most bark?