Why do sewers make terrible runners?
They always have a stitch in their side.
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
Which is the worst season?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What do you call a fly without wings?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?