Why do sewers make terrible runners?
They always have a stitch in their side.
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What animals love to close envelopes?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Where are average things manufactured?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What do bees say in the summer?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?