What goes up when spring rain comes down?
An umbrella.
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What do bees chew?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
What's the friendliest pen?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
Which subject has two parts?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?