What goes up when spring rain comes down?
An umbrella.
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What's the world's weakest animal?
Where do baby apes sleep?